Why am I still reading this terribleness! Its wrong. Okay so now I'm near the end. Thank goodness! Many things have happened. First, they do a lot of stupid things. The end. But, now my interested reader you will know the stupid acts they committed. So the dwarfs keep on arguing about Bilbo being gone. Then Bilbo comes back. They all think hes smart because no one noticed him come back. What an accomplishment? Honestly, if Bilbo came back with a dead goblin I wouldn't even be impressed.
After many other travels, they meet this man bear thing and its really weird but they tell him stories and hes doesn't believe them. The next day he finds out that they were true and he lends them ponies and gives them food. do stories really make the difference. So, they set off and Gandolf(the only one with some brains, cause hes a wizard) says hes going to leave them. That's when everyone realizes that they all die or they follow Bilbo so they can blame some one for their death.
At this point, they finally make it to the dragon who has all their shinny gold stuff and Bilbo takes a cup and the dragon gets mad. What Bilbo did is a mix between un-educated and cheap. Now he's talking to Smaug(the dragon) which is kind of weird, from the dragon's part because the dragon can kill him. So why doesn't he? Is it because the story will end there. Would any readers care if it did? I mean the dragon did steal it from them with a fight so fairs fair right? But no no no the story doesn't. If the author really wanted Bilbo to win in the end, why doesn't he just throw a sword in his eye and kill Smaug. That's sensible, leaves readers happy if they actually read the book to that point, and it makes the author content that good won.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Hobbit 2
Okay right now the Hobbit has gotten a little more interesting. Actually it has become a lot more. Bilbo(the hobbit) and his dwarf friends have started on this adventure but Mr.Complain like crazy(Bilbo) complains and complains. Many things happen until the point where I'm at now. So Bilbo and his buddies have been running from these goblins. They are really weird. Well, Bilbo just does something stupid ,trips and falls, and now no one can see him cause he's wearing this shiny ring with some power.
Then Bilbo wakes up out of a coma or whatever and does something somewhat smart. Starts going some where. Well, its smart because, you see, if he stayed there he probably would have rotted to death. OR maybe just die and then rot. Well eventually he meets an illiterate flesh eating thing named Gollem who has a soft spot for shiny rings. To prove to Bilbo how stupid he is he speaks in third person until Bilbo has some riddle off with him which could have lasted forever unless Bilbo hadn't been cheap and said the cheapest riddle ever.
In the end Bilbo beats Gollem up like he should have when they first met. this chapter left me with some thoughts and opinions. I'll do it in FAQ form. Number one: What do you think about the dwarfs? That they are using Bilbo and should forget about their golden treasures because they don't deserve them. Number two: What do you think about the riddle off between Gollem and Bilbo? That, even though it is the highlight of the story so far because the riddles are interesting, its as pointless as the rest of the book. Question three: What characters do you think could be deleted from the storyline? All of them exept ,Gollem. I like losers that eat anything they see( because I like eating and eating everything and so does Gollem), but that would completely delete most of the chapter so I think that it should stay the way it is.
Then Bilbo wakes up out of a coma or whatever and does something somewhat smart. Starts going some where. Well, its smart because, you see, if he stayed there he probably would have rotted to death. OR maybe just die and then rot. Well eventually he meets an illiterate flesh eating thing named Gollem who has a soft spot for shiny rings. To prove to Bilbo how stupid he is he speaks in third person until Bilbo has some riddle off with him which could have lasted forever unless Bilbo hadn't been cheap and said the cheapest riddle ever.
In the end Bilbo beats Gollem up like he should have when they first met. this chapter left me with some thoughts and opinions. I'll do it in FAQ form. Number one: What do you think about the dwarfs? That they are using Bilbo and should forget about their golden treasures because they don't deserve them. Number two: What do you think about the riddle off between Gollem and Bilbo? That, even though it is the highlight of the story so far because the riddles are interesting, its as pointless as the rest of the book. Question three: What characters do you think could be deleted from the storyline? All of them exept ,Gollem. I like losers that eat anything they see( because I like eating and eating everything and so does Gollem), but that would completely delete most of the chapter so I think that it should stay the way it is.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
The Hobbit
Okay so now I'm on chapter XII and of course we start out with a problem: I don't speak that language. I have no idea what XII is and I'm too lazy to count thorough the table of contents just like probably half the people who read this book. The whole book is like that. All old English. Whoever this J. R. R. Tolkien is I don't like him. He's so cheap that he doesn't translate the book to our language cause it probably costs to much money.
My next problem is that the Hobbit, Bilbo, is just a plain dwarf. The only difference between the dwarfs he travels with and him is that he doesn't have a beard. If he doesn't want to be Amish that's his problem but Mr.JRR of course makes this guy a brand new species called hobbits. LAME! And you know what else is a problem? Why does the author make the guy so wimpy if he's obviously going to fight this dragon and kick his butt!
But enough hating. This book is actually kind of good. The plot is thorough and fat guys have disadvantages. Pretty realistic. But I'm sorry that reminds me of another problem. Bombur, the fat dwarf, never even loses a pound even though they walk all day and have nothing to eat. Does he have an eating disorder? I don't know, but if he doesn't he has some serious digestive problems. Also, since he's so disadvantaged, why doesn't he take on weight watchers. He's clearly an idiot.
My next problem is that the Hobbit, Bilbo, is just a plain dwarf. The only difference between the dwarfs he travels with and him is that he doesn't have a beard. If he doesn't want to be Amish that's his problem but Mr.JRR of course makes this guy a brand new species called hobbits. LAME! And you know what else is a problem? Why does the author make the guy so wimpy if he's obviously going to fight this dragon and kick his butt!
But enough hating. This book is actually kind of good. The plot is thorough and fat guys have disadvantages. Pretty realistic. But I'm sorry that reminds me of another problem. Bombur, the fat dwarf, never even loses a pound even though they walk all day and have nothing to eat. Does he have an eating disorder? I don't know, but if he doesn't he has some serious digestive problems. Also, since he's so disadvantaged, why doesn't he take on weight watchers. He's clearly an idiot.
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