Why am I still reading this terribleness! Its wrong. Okay so now I'm near the end. Thank goodness! Many things have happened. First, they do a lot of stupid things. The end. But, now my interested reader you will know the stupid acts they committed. So the dwarfs keep on arguing about Bilbo being gone. Then Bilbo comes back. They all think hes smart because no one noticed him come back. What an accomplishment? Honestly, if Bilbo came back with a dead goblin I wouldn't even be impressed.
After many other travels, they meet this man bear thing and its really weird but they tell him stories and hes doesn't believe them. The next day he finds out that they were true and he lends them ponies and gives them food. do stories really make the difference. So, they set off and Gandolf(the only one with some brains, cause hes a wizard) says hes going to leave them. That's when everyone realizes that they all die or they follow Bilbo so they can blame some one for their death.
At this point, they finally make it to the dragon who has all their shinny gold stuff and Bilbo takes a cup and the dragon gets mad. What Bilbo did is a mix between un-educated and cheap. Now he's talking to Smaug(the dragon) which is kind of weird, from the dragon's part because the dragon can kill him. So why doesn't he? Is it because the story will end there. Would any readers care if it did? I mean the dragon did steal it from them with a fight so fairs fair right? But no no no the story doesn't. If the author really wanted Bilbo to win in the end, why doesn't he just throw a sword in his eye and kill Smaug. That's sensible, leaves readers happy if they actually read the book to that point, and it makes the author content that good won.
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