Hobbit 6

Okay so all of a sudden everyone goes bad. The hobbit becomes a fat little thief. The main dwarf becomes a pain the butt and yeah. I don't like this book it's a pain in the butt. The hobbit steals the Arkenstone and Thorins after it. If the hobbit's caught he's dead meat. The hobbit won't return it. He's really cheap. I don't like really cheap people because they upset me. You probably don't either. The hobbit was a great way to find out what the real type of cheap is like.

The hobbit is now slylyt sneaking outside the castle because he tricked the fat dwarf, Bomber, to let him out. Bomeber is stupid and iggnorent. Earlier in the novel, he had an accident where he fell into this lake and caught a sleep all the time illness. It was annoying because he'd sleep and talk to himself and then sleep some more.

The dwarves. . . don't get me started about them. They are all pointless in the storyline and are bums. I really don't like them. Thorin their leader and fat old Bomber are the only dwarves who are nessacery in the book. COme to think of it Gandalf hasn't showed up in the story for a while. I don't know if he died of Prostate cancer or what but this is a problem. Well, I'll be waiting for him.

Hobbit 5

The hobbit is turning out more and more obvious. The ending is getting closer and closer. So this Dragon, Smaug, decides to beat the poop out of this one city which humans live in. Its a rather boring town because everyone there is a lame. So this guy named Bard lives there who is supposed to be a fantastic warrior but he really is a lame. All his lines are just really stupid like for example he said something about his lucky arrow never missing and then it doesn't miss. That had no excitement involved.

Well, the lame group fights and fights with buckets of water poured everywhere so the dragons fire doesn't burn them until people start chickening out. How lame is that? Well, Bard, the dumb warrior is still there never giving up until he has his last arrow(his lucky one that never misses). Number one, who in their right mind would save their lucky arrow for last . I would just use it first. Number two, he's a dumb butt. And number three. . . well there is no number three.

Bard eventually gets the shot and Smaug is down. Now my best guess is Smaug will come back to life later but I don't know yet. This book is still somewhat boring. I don't recommend it unless you really enjoy boredom. Some weirdos do though. It's true. I don't like those types of people

Hobbit 4

Okay this book has gotten kind of okay because the hobbit is starting to develop somewhat of a personality. Okay so now the hobbit and his fellow friends got trapped in the cave/castle or whatever(I don't really care what it is). I kind of like it now because the hobbit is acting like a man. He is leading the group of silly ugly dirty dwarfs through the dragons layer where they now find a ton of gold and stuff that used to be theirs. Now if the author was smart he would have the dwarfs either just die of hunger(because they basically haven't eaten for a while) or should just have the dragon come and suddenly die of old age. If the author did that then the book would have an ending and not just go on and on about some crazy old dwarfs who want their money back from this big mean dragon and this cowardly hobbit/thing who suddenly became a man and is leading the stupid dwarfs around.

I think that the story doesn't deserve to be named the hobbit. The hobbit should be the name of something better, like a musical, than some old book that happens to be "good" because it's a classic. I think it doesn't deserve to be read by me but I think I should,t stop ranting on it because it does deserve some respect. At least it has many chapters and a somewhat compatible storyline. In all, that is what I think abut it so far.