Friday, February 26, 2010

Hobbit 6

Okay so all of a sudden everyone goes bad. The hobbit becomes a fat little thief. The main dwarf becomes a pain the butt and yeah. I don't like this book it's a pain in the butt. The hobbit steals the Arkenstone and Thorins after it. If the hobbit's caught he's dead meat. The hobbit won't return it. He's really cheap. I don't like really cheap people because they upset me. You probably don't either. The hobbit was a great way to find out what the real type of cheap is like.

The hobbit is now slylyt sneaking outside the castle because he tricked the fat dwarf, Bomber, to let him out. Bomeber is stupid and iggnorent. Earlier in the novel, he had an accident where he fell into this lake and caught a sleep all the time illness. It was annoying because he'd sleep and talk to himself and then sleep some more.

The dwarves. . . don't get me started about them. They are all pointless in the storyline and are bums. I really don't like them. Thorin their leader and fat old Bomber are the only dwarves who are nessacery in the book. COme to think of it Gandalf hasn't showed up in the story for a while. I don't know if he died of Prostate cancer or what but this is a problem. Well, I'll be waiting for him.

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