The hobbit is turning out more and more obvious. The ending is getting closer and closer. So this Dragon, Smaug, decides to beat the poop out of this one city which humans live in. Its a rather boring town because everyone there is a lame. So this guy named Bard lives there who is supposed to be a fantastic warrior but he really is a lame. All his lines are just really stupid like for example he said something about his lucky arrow never missing and then it doesn't miss. That had no excitement involved.
Well, the lame group fights and fights with buckets of water poured everywhere so the dragons fire doesn't burn them until people start chickening out. How lame is that? Well, Bard, the dumb warrior is still there never giving up until he has his last arrow(his lucky one that never misses). Number one, who in their right mind would save their lucky arrow for last . I would just use it first. Number two, he's a dumb butt. And number three. . . well there is no number three.
Bard eventually gets the shot and Smaug is down. Now my best guess is Smaug will come back to life later but I don't know yet. This book is still somewhat boring. I don't recommend it unless you really enjoy boredom. Some weirdos do though. It's true. I don't like those types of people
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