Okay so now I'm on chapter XII and of course we start out with a problem: I don't speak that language. I have no idea what XII is and I'm too lazy to count thorough the table of contents just like probably half the people who read this book. The whole book is like that. All old English. Whoever this J. R. R. Tolkien is I don't like him. He's so cheap that he doesn't translate the book to our language cause it probably costs to much money.
My next problem is that the Hobbit, Bilbo, is just a plain dwarf. The only difference between the dwarfs he travels with and him is that he doesn't have a beard. If he doesn't want to be Amish that's his problem but Mr.JRR of course makes this guy a brand new species called hobbits. LAME! And you know what else is a problem? Why does the author make the guy so wimpy if he's obviously going to fight this dragon and kick his butt!
But enough hating. This book is actually kind of good. The plot is thorough and fat guys have disadvantages. Pretty realistic. But I'm sorry that reminds me of another problem. Bombur, the fat dwarf, never even loses a pound even though they walk all day and have nothing to eat. Does he have an eating disorder? I don't know, but if he doesn't he has some serious digestive problems. Also, since he's so disadvantaged, why doesn't he take on weight watchers. He's clearly an idiot.
Lol Brando you make the book sound super funny. And terrible in a way. by the way Xll is 12 in roman numerals just thought you would like to know that. the book sound very interestingly boring. I wounldn't know because i never read the book. But i would not mind reading it though more later, bye!!!
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